Rabu, 04 Januari 2012

JAWA VS SUNDA


Bahayanya kalo orang Jawa kawin ama orang Sunda:
ORANG JAWA memuji menantu perempuannya yang SUNDA di depan besannya :$ MERTUA JAWA : "Mantuku sregep, opo wae digawe dewe, nyuci dewe, masak dewe, nyapu dewe, setrika dewe.. :D(y) Sepulang dari rumah besan, si Ibu sunda lsg marah-marah, "Karunyaa anak urang disiksa wae ku salaki'na, nyuci diewe, masak diewe, keur nyapu diewe, eta keur nyetrika diewe oge... meuni teu boga hatee..., teu aya istirahat 'na di ewe wae, Geloo!!!!

VERSI JAWA:
Enemy at the Gates — Musuhe Wis Tekan Gapuro
Die Another Day — Modare Ojo Saiki
Die Hard — Matine Angel
Die Hard II — Matine Angel Tenan
Die Hard III With A Vengeance — Kowe Kok Ra Mati-Mati To?
Die Hard IV (Die) – Jan Tenanan, Arep Mati Kok Angel Tenan
Bad Boys — Bocah-Bocah Elek
Catwoman – Kucing Wedok
Man of Fire — Wong Lanang Kesumuken
No Way Back — Ora Iso Mulih (kesasar to?)
Just Married – Mantenan
Red Eye — Matane Abang (klilipan opo?)
Casino Royale – Togel Akeh Duite
The Hoax — Ngapusi
Harry Potter – Harry Dodol
Pot Lost in Space — Ilang Neng Awang-awang
X-Men — Wong Lanang Saru
X-Men 2 — Wong Lanang Saru Tenan
Cheaper by the Dozen — Tuku Selusin Luwih Murah
Paycheck — Kasbon
Independence Day — Pitulasan
There is Something About Marry — Meri Ono Apa-Apane
Silence of the Lamb — Wedhuse Mutung
All The Pretty Horses — Jarane Ayu-Ayu
Planet of the Apes — Planete Wong Apes
Gone in Sixty Second — Minggat Sakcepete
Original Sin — Dosa Tenanan
The Abyss — Entek-Entekan
Deja Vu — Pangling
Seabiscuit — Klethikan Neng Laut
Terminator — Terminal Montor
How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days — Piye Carane Megat Lanangan Mung 10 Dino
Lord Of The Ring — Pedagang Akik
Deep Impact — Ngantem Njero
Million Dollar Baby — Babi Regone Sayuto
Blackhawk Down — Manuk Ireng Kenek Bedhil
Saving Private Ryan — Ngelesi Privat Mas Ryan (pancene goblog tenan opo?)
Gone With The Wind — Wes Ewes Ewes, Bablas Angine
Because I Said So — Dikandani Kok Ngeyel Temen Sih
Superman — Gatot Koco
VERSI SUNDA:
Saving Private Ryan – Nulungan si Rian
Enemy At The Gate – Musuh Ngajedog di Pager
Die Hard – Teu Paeh-Paeh
Die Hard II – Can Paeh Keneh
Die Hard III With A Vengeance – Nya’an euy Hese Pisan Paehna
meet the fockers – nemu jancoke
Bad Boys – Leutik-leutik legeg
Rocky – Osok Neunggeulan Batur
Rain Man – Lalaki Cicing di Bogor
There’s Something About Marry – Ari Ceu Meri Teh Kunaon?
Mission Impossible – Moal Bisa
Titanic – Tilelep
Paycheck – Nganjuk Heula
Reign of Fire – Beubeuleuman
Original Sin – Tara Ka Mesjid
Sleepless In Seattle – Cenghar Di Ciateul
Silence of The Lambs – Embe Pundung
Ghost – Jurig Kasep
Bad Boys – Budak Bangor
Are We There Yet? – Lila Teuing Nepina Euy?
Home Alone – Tinggaleun
Casablanca – Mengkol Ti Sudirman
Gone In Sixty Seconds – Indit Siah Kaditu!
The Awakening – Hudang Sare
After The Sunset – Tereh Maghrib
The End of Days – Se’ep Waktosna
haha..enjoy this…


Pancasila Sunda

hiji : Gusti Allah eta sorangan sareng ageng pisan
dua : ka sorangan teh sikapna kudu sami, ulah ngabeda beda keun...
tilu : Indonesiakuduna mah jadi hiji
opat : Ra'yat Indonesiasae na pang mutuskeun sagala teh disepakatkeun heula. Kedah bager lan bijaksana
lima: Ceunah teh sikap sosialna kudu adil hiji sareng batur



Pancasila Jawa

siji : Gusti Allah ora ono koncone
loro : Dadi wong kudu ding adil lan ojo kejem kejem
telu : IndonesiaBersatu kabeh
papat : Karo tonggo tonggo nek ono masalah diomongno bareng bareng opo o
limo : mangan ra mangan sing penting kumpul


Glosary; Cokot dalam bahasa jawa berarti gigit-dalam bahasa sunda berarti ambil.
atos dalam jawa berarti keras,dalam bahasa sunda berarti sudah. ini contoh percakapan Majikan dari tatar sunda dan pembantu dari jawa tengah;

Majikan: minaaaaahhhh...cokot pispot !
Pembantu: ??!!**@ walaaahhh...yo atos to nyaaaahhh..
Majikan: bagus...


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